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I'm still waiting to hear what Happy's plan is. 
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Oh no he isn't..... 
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Hmmm....stamp of foot and call of "off with their heads". I haven't had a single line in this so called panto yet, and as the huge star, I'm slingin me 'oook!
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Narrator: (We are working up to your part, your majesty  . It better be good when we get there.)  The wicked Queen had forbidden the prince to have anything to do with Snow White as she was a commoner. The dwarfs were very worried and didn't know what to say to Snow White: Any dwarf (who happens to have nothing better to do):
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I`ve only had one line, Jean - is it `cos I`m shy? Bashful said : If I were you, Snow White, I`d tell the wicked queen to sling `er hook......then I`d run away and hide!
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Handsome Prince:  'Aaaaah' (sighs) or has he got a touch of RA) Where oh where is my little apple cheeked love with the spotty walking stick?.......... Wicked Queen : YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
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(Aside) Aaaaghhh....  When did Julie become the prince??
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It's a surprise guest appearance.  (I've just realized this means me and you will have to snog later---pucker up girl ) YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
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 Oh perleease...
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YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
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If I can break you two up for a minute  I think I can hear the wicked queen approaching. She is looking for her son and woe betide him when she finds him with Snow White. Wicked Queen (You're on now )
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Avast there, my traitor of a son - unhand that woman immediately, or I'll chop orf your 'ead!
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Avast?  I think you're in the wrong pantomime but never mind, I think we have all lost the plot anyway. When the Queen finds her son (the handsome prince ) with Snow White she becomes uncontrollable (nothing new there then  The Prince, who is normally terrified of the queen (who wouldn't be?) stands beside Snow White and says: Handsome Prince:
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By all that is right thou shalt not keep me away from my apple cheeked love with the spotty walking stick, as soon as I have sorted my medication I will whisk her away from thou, thy, thouest ?.... your evil presence and we shall be married and she WILL be the fairest of them all (with a little botox and a session with gok wan).. YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
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The Queen is not too pleased about this as she had someone in mind for her son (I think it was Pippa Middleton  . She (the Queen) charges out of the cottage and back to the castle where she organises her men to go and arrest the Prince. Snow White is frightened by this but the Prince (don't know his name - could be Harry!) has assured Snow White that they will run away together. The dwarfs are very sad about this and don't want her to go. Happy gets the other dwarfs together to decide what to do. Happy suggests: Happy:
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'noises from offside' "Cue the dwarves!!!"YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
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